Monday

DNE THIS, Federal Government Agency!

Oh this f'ing annoys me. I just want to turn left against traffic into the post office at this very busy intersection - 11th and Yale, and they have the gall to put this bloody Do Not Enter sign up!


Well nobody tells me what to do, the Federal Government can DNE this! I drove right through it twice today, and once that weird asshole in the Green Rover I see a lot honked to say "HI!" but with his middle finger!
How ho-ho-holiday ru-ru-rude!
I mean, he almost hit me while I was just minding my own personal space and desires. Well screw him anyway. And you too. The holidays have just ruined my happy mood.

Stay tuned for next year, I will re-medicate and be in a better mood.
Bye Bye!

Friday

My Holiday Gift to You

Hi everybody!! I wrote this little tune all by myself just for you! You can memorize and hum it to yourself when you are not on the phone!

This road is my road
It is not your road
I just mind my space
Get out of my SUV's way
From the Baytown refineries
To Katy Mills
This road is my road
[repeat as needed until...]
I gotta go, phone's ringing

Wednesday

driving after xmas

It's hard to drive in Houston after Xmas when you have idiots in the way.