OMG I have been SO tired!!

I am SO sorry to all my new fans! I have been so tired from driving to and from work, because driving is hard!

But here is a new tip for you! In fact, two!

1. When you are getting into heavy bumper-to-bumper slow traffic (I think they call it merging, but I don't know what that means, and it sounds kind of sexual), make sure you zoom up as far as possible to make sure you get ahead of everybody you can! Don't worry if there is enough room or a spot for you, because I don't! (Remember, I am a careful driver and focus on my personal space.) People are so nice that somebody will make room for you.

2. After you have achieved #1, make sure you exit at the next opportunity, zoom up the frontage road, and then reenter the freeway!! You get ahead of all those bad drivers! Repeat #1!