OMG!! DANGER TRAIN!!

Hi everybody! Hee Hee!

I have been really busy driving all around over the long weekend, did you drive safely? Did you pay attention to your personal space? Did you make sure your drinks were super sized?

Anyway, I thought I would show you something extra scary about how driving is hard. I find driving inside the 610 Loop hard - all those potholes and bohemians! And I never drive downtown! Why? Well, it's hard! There are these silver train things for the poor people to ride, which confuses me. Why is Amtrak running through downtown? Anyway, here is a video about how these meany trains hunt down poor defenseless drivers like us just minding our our own space and mash up our cars!!



For more information about these Danger Trains, be sure to visit Blog Houston!! They always have something to say about them!!

But most importantly, be careful out there! Don't drive downtown!! Don't enter the 610 loop!!

towing and holiday tips

Hee hee! Hi everybody!!

Here's me the other day with my laundry bag! I could not fit it anywhere in the car, so decided instead to tow it. Thank God for my big brutish, powerful late-model Honda Accord!

Hey today is a busy busy busy driving day, the day before Thanksgiving! BE CAREFUL out there, because Driving is Hard!

Now here are some tips for your travels this Holiday weekend:

--> Stay focused on your personal space.

--> Make sure you have all your important driving tools:

1. Cell phone
2. Smokes
3. Super Biggie Size Drink
4. Headphones
5. Mascara

--> Zoom Zoom! Make sure there is no space that a car could fit in that you do not occupy first!

Happy driving!!

zooom zooom!

Hi!!! I have missed you all! But I have been very busy doing my Christmas Shopping! And all those glittery things make it hard for me to focus on my personal space and navigate those pesky parking lots!

A few days ago, this asshole (excuse my French! Oi MOIS!) in a green old-body Land Rover Discovery (isn't it great how I know all these car models! you ARE what you drive!!) nearly hit me as I was zoooming zooooming accross those nifty white stripes! I was focused on going straight where I wanted to go and my personal space (remember what a safe driver I am!); I don't know what the F he was doing. But he did honk his horn to say "Sorry! Have a great day!", so I honked back with a "You too!".

See, people are so nice to their fellow man this holiday time of year!

The View

Hi Everybody! I thought I post picture of what I see when I am driving!